I'm on a Boat!
Posted by
nubby
Feb 16 '09, 16:56
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Aw, shit! Get your towels ready, it's about to go down!
Everybody in the place hit the fuckin' deck! But stay on your motherfuckin' toes!
We runnin' this, let's go...
I'm on a boat! I'm on a boat!
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailin' on a boat!
I'm on a boat! I'm on a boat!
Take a good hard look at the motherfuckin' boat!
I'm on a boat, motherfucker, take a look at me
Straight floatin' on a boat on the deep blue sea
Bustin' five knots, wind whippin' at my coat
You can't stop me, motherfucker, 'cause I'm on a boat!
Take a picture, trick, I'm on a boat, bitch
We drinkin' Santana champ 'cause it's so crisp
I got my swim trunks, and my flippy-floppies
I'm flippin' burgers, you at Kinko's straight flippin' copies
I'm ridin' on a dolphin, doin' flips and shit
The dolphin's splashin', gettin' everybody all wet
But this ain't Sea World, this is real as it gets
I'm on a boat, motherfucker, don't you ever forget
I'm on a boat, and
It's goin' fast, and
I got a nautical-themed pashmina afghan
I'm the king of the world, on a boat like Leo
If you on the sho', then you sho' not me-o
GET THE FUCK UP! This boat is real!
Fuck land, I'm on a boat, motherfucker!
Fuck trees, I climb buoys, motherfucker!
I'm on the deck with my boys, motherfucker!
The boat engine make noise, motherfucker!
Hey, ma, if you could see me now
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible
Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat
It's a big blue watery road
Poseidon, look at me
Never thought I'd see the day
With a big boat comin' my way
Believe me when I say
I fucked a mermaid
I'm on a boat! I'm on a boat!
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailin' on a boat!
I'm on a boat! I'm on a boat!
Take a good hard look at the motherfuckin' boat!
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