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I am now fielding offers for Lincecum...

Posted by Mel Profit (aka Mel Profit) May 30 '13, 07:52

*sifts through the generous offers of*:

Eric Hinske
The requisite Bag of Balls
The requisite collection of BP Bats

...Mound Dirt

Belly Lint

Signed 6er of Schlitz from John Gibbons

Jeebus.

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- I am really not sure. He has made a couple of decent starts this year, but not as consistent as previous - amoxy May 30, 08:53 1
  - decent starts by mortal standards perhaps but then sandwiched between regressive starts, some bordering on disasters. -- nm - Mel Profit May 30, 09:02
- He cut his hair. -- nm - volnelk May 30, 08:51
- he freaked out. nm -- nm - groiny May 30, 08:23
- we're now approaching a full season of this disaster. - Mel Profit May 30, 07:58 1
  - Brian Matusz was never as dominant as Lincecum, but he fell apart ever faster. - Inigo May 30, 08:52
- Too much pot. -- nm - Strongbad May 30, 07:54 2
  - Or not enough. -- nm - Krusty May 30, 08:50 1
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- He fears the beard -- nm - Bacon May 30, 07:54
i'll throw in my worthless pit bull-dalmatian mix too if that'll make it easier for you. - gibby si May 30, 07:53 4
- If you throw in your Bobcat which you use to dig drunken holes in your estate late at night...he's yours. -- nm - Mel Profit May 30, 07:57 3
  - *looks at the dog, the Bobcat, the case of Schlitz and Tim Lincecum's line from last night* - Nah, too rich for my blood. Can't do it. -- nm - gibby si May 30, 07:59 2
    - I'll throw in a shotgun, a few road signs and...you keep the beer. -- nm - Mel Profit May 30, 08:00 1
      - *itching to pull the trigger. on the trade and the gun* -- nm - gibby si May 30, 08:01

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