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In response to
"Dear Prudence: Q. Heartbreak, USA: I am considering having a child with my married ex-boyfriend."
by
loosilu
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Pru's answer was basically "you're an idtiot." but I found this alternative answer on a blog.
Posted by
loosilu (aka loosilu2)
Jun 5 '13, 08:06
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Dear Heartbreak USA,
What more could a child ask for than a mother so dedicated to parenting that she would be willing to generously sacrifice someone else�s relationship to bring a beautiful baby who can never be told who its father is into the world?
Would that all children could be raised by someone as selfless and thoughtful as you�after all, you don�t want to cause issues in your married ex-boyfriend�s relationship by having a secret baby with him, which means there�s no way you could cause any issues in your married ex-boyfriend�s relationship just by having a secret baby with him! Bam! It�s that easy.
The reason this doesn�t feel �wrong� to you is that it isn�t�because it�s something you desire, and the things you desire can never be wrong, particularly since the only physically possible way for you to have the child you so clearly deserve is to have it with this married guy who called you up after seven years and claims to have loved you the whole time except he accidentally married someone else, because he is a super stand-up dude and a straight-shooter.
And hey, if getting pregnant by a man you�ve spent seven years secretly mooning over means he�s permanently yoked to you via a child, that�s just a silly fun little bonus! You totally just want a baby! Any baby! By any means necessary but specifically by the means of your married ex-boyfriend�s godsperm, you know, no big deal, it�s all about the baby!
Do this, because if you don�t, the world will never forgive you, the best candidate for motherhood of all time.
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