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dear prudence chat q: his GF coaches during sex

Posted by charlie (aka chris) Jul 1 '13, 10:18

MY GIRLFRIEND THE SEX COACH

My GF and I recently started having sex. I'm not sure the best way to explain it, so I'm going to just give you some examples of things she says during sex. "You're doing great!" "You're technique and fundamentals are really good." (while going down on her) "Yes! Keep going! You can do it!" "Wow! That's good. You must have been practicing!" " Mind you, let me reiterate, these are things she is saying WHILE we are having sex. Yes, in the middle of the act, she keeps saying all these words of encouragement. What is she, my coach? I'm just so flabbergasted by this, I don't even know what to say to her. She doesn't even really talk dirty, she just will shout all these words of encouragement. I really have to dig deep in my mind for really dirty thoughts to stay in the mood because to me it is so ridiculous that I just want to burst out laughing sometimes. What is this all about?

Responses:

"You're technique" If she's verbally misusing you're and your, it's over. - Inigo Jul 1, 10:28
she's telling him what she likes. that's good. he should just ask for dirtier feedback. -- nm - colin Jul 1, 10:27 2
- There is never a place for "You must have been practicing!" in this situation. -- nm - Spawn Jul 1, 10:29 1
  - maybe they're in an open relationship? -- nm - colin Jul 1, 10:30
Maybe he just wants a big ol' Borat "Is nice. I like." -- nm - Was Bar Was Jul 1, 10:26
Poor guy, his GF is too effusive in her praise of his sex-making... -- nm - Ender Jul 1, 10:25 1
- dear prudence: my penis is huge. - colin Jul 1, 10:28
Worst. Dirty talk. Ever. -- nm - Spawn Jul 1, 10:23
*secretly replaces the GF with Bobby Knight in a wig.* nm -- nm - groiny Jul 1, 10:23 5
- Like Knight ever gave positive encouragement like that. -- nm - Spawn Jul 1, 10:24 4
  - she needs to be more like that Rutgers dude -- nm - charlie Jul 1, 10:24
  - which is exactly my joke, thanks, ruiner. nm -- nm - groiny Jul 1, 10:24 2
    - Oh, you mean now. I figured you meant before. My bad. -- nm - Spawn Jul 1, 10:26 1
      - YOU CALL THAT ASSFUCKING!!!!!!!!! - Bobby Knight, in a wig Jul 1, 10:27
Also, what is his actual question? "What is this all about?" sounds kind of like he wants a psychological explanation for it. -- nm - mara Jul 1, 10:22 1
- i know i would - charlie Jul 1, 10:23
If only there were some way to communicate to her that he doesn't find that very enjoyable. -- nm - mara Jul 1, 10:20 4
- When he is going down on her he should stop and say, "Thank you." every time she says something. - Spawn Jul 1, 10:25 3
  - install a scoreboard -- nm - charlie Jul 1, 10:26
  - "Why, yes, I HAVE been practicing... ON YOUR MOM!" -- nm - Ender Jul 1, 10:26 1
    - "Keep going while I give her a call." -- nm - GF Jul 1, 10:33

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