Speaking of JDEPP, how many of his movies can you identify by these quotes ...
Posted by
zork
Jul 4 '13, 00:07
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A. Well, I guess those people don't wake up to tell what happens.
B. There is a place. Like no place on Earth. A land full of wonder, mystery, and danger! Some say to survive it: You need to be as mad as a hatter. Which, luckily, I am.
C. Because, you know, it seems to me that, I mean, except for being a little mentally ill, she's pretty normal.
D. The official toxicity limit for humans is between one and one and a half grams of cocaine depending on body weight. I was averaging five grams a day, maybe more.
E. Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable, but that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.
F. I thought you'd never guess. My favourite - hot chocolate.
G. Please, there's been a mistake. I'm not dead.
H. I may be a drape, but I love your granddaughter. And if that's a crime, I'll stand convicted, ma'am.
I. What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for, and what is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: only love.
J. Boy, Mr. Lugosi, you must lead such an exciting life! When is your next picture coming out?
K. Kevin, you wanna play scissors, paper, stone again?
L. A drug person can learn to cope with things like seeing their dead grandmother crawling up their leg with a knife in her teeth. But no one should be asked to handle this trip.
M. In punishment for lack of an interesting pirate name, Peter shall walk the plank.
N. It's so good that when I'm finished, I'll pay my cheque, walk straight into the kitchen and shoot the cook. Because that's what I do. I restore the balance to this country.
O. Me, I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly.
P. I like baseball, movies, good clothes, fast cars, whiskey, and you ... what else you need to know?
Q. Secure the perimeter, dust for prints, check for fibers, scan for DNA. I want a urine sample from everyone and get me a latte. Don't mix up the two.
R. How often do I have to tell you? There is no Horseman, never was a Horseman, and never will be a Horseman.
S. And I will get him back, even as he gloats. In the meantime, I'll practice on less honourable throats, and my Lucy lies in ashes and I'll never see my girl again!
T. This is my prologue, nothing in rhyme, no protestations of modesty, you were not expecting that I hope. I am John Wilmot, Second Earl of Rochester and I do not want you to like me.
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