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In response to "jelly jars and heavy equipment poll: what do you use to spread jelly out of the jar: knife or spoon? -- nm" by charlie

who the eff used a spoon? -- nm

Posted by CQ (aka CQ) Jul 8 '13, 13:20

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most people I know. -- nm - loosilu Jul 8, 13:24 23
- How about when making a PB & J? A knife for the PB and a spoon for the J? Silly -- nm - CQ Jul 8, 13:26 22
  - Jelly is for toast. Peanut butter is for sandwiches. The two shall not meet. - Spawn Jul 8, 13:32 2
    - bub is smart - charlie Jul 8, 13:34
    - You powers are weak old man -- nm - Bacon Jul 8, 13:33
  - I used two knives. I hate a jar of peanut butter with jelly or vice verse -- nm - Bacon Jul 8, 13:28 5
    - it's all going onto the bread eventually. anyway, all you have to do is lick the knife clean between PB & J -- nm - charlie Jul 8, 13:29 4
      - except what if I want jelly without PB in it? -- nm - loosilu Jul 8, 13:30 1
        
        Like peanut butter and honey -- nm - Bacon Jul 8, 13:30
      - PB is stored at room temp, jam in the fridge. -- nm - Bacon Jul 8, 13:29 1
        
        which is why you spread the PB first, jelly second -- nm - charlie Jul 8, 13:31
  - yes, because I keep my food *clean*. -- nm - loosilu Jul 8, 13:27 12
    - more dishes to wash. stupidity -- nm - CQ Jul 8, 13:28 11
      - so you have peanut butter in your jelly, and vice versa. grows. -- nm - loosilu Jul 8, 13:29 1
        
        This -- nm - Bacon Jul 8, 13:29
      - You have contamination of one product, stupidityier -- nm - Bacon Jul 8, 13:28 8
        
        negatory. spread the peanut butter first and then spread the jelly. No contamination because the PB doesn't stick in the jelly - CQ Jul 8, 13:30 7
        
        DLC -- nm - Spawn Jul 8, 13:33
        
        yes it does. you just don't notice any more. -- nm - loosilu Jul 8, 13:31 5
        
        you're doing it wrong -- nm - CQ Jul 8, 13:32 4
        
        You might need glasses. -- nm - Spawn Jul 8, 13:33 1
        
        and a tongue transplant. -- nm - loosilu Jul 8, 13:34
        
        You have kids and just stopped caring for ease of keeping them quiet. -- nm - Bacon Jul 8, 13:33
        
        your palate is useless. -- nm - loosilu Jul 8, 13:32
People with class, High society -- nm - amoxy Jul 8, 13:23 12
- Ah, you're that guy who uses a fork and knife to eat a Snickers bar. -- nm - CQ Jul 8, 13:24 11
  - do you eat yogurt with a knife too? -- nm - loosilu Jul 8, 13:25 10
    - You eat jelly straight? -- nm - CQ Jul 8, 13:27 9
      - no, I just like getting it out of the jar without sliding off and dripping on the counter. -- nm - loosilu Jul 8, 13:28 6
        
        That has never happened to me. You are a horrible jelly dispenser person. :) -- nm - CQ Jul 8, 13:31 5
        
        what kind of PB and jelly do you use? Super sticky congealed stuff that doesn't drip? -- nm - loosilu Jul 8, 13:33 4
        
        room temp Jif peanut butter (creamy) and Smucker's grape or strawberry jam/jelly -- nm - CQ Jul 8, 13:37 3
        
        OK. If you use natural peanut butter (the only kind I like) it will DEFINITELY get in the jelly. -- nm - loosilu Jul 8, 13:38 2
        
        oh, specialty PB. Does that come with wine tasting? -- nm - CQ Jul 8, 13:40 1
        
        speciality, as in, sold in every supermarket in America, yes. - loosilu Jul 8, 13:41
      - On toast yes -- nm - Bacon Jul 8, 13:28 1
        
        I don't put yogurt on toast -- nm - CQ Jul 8, 13:29
when you get down to the bottom of the jar, it's easier to get out with a spoon - charlie Jul 8, 13:22 10
- microwave it for 5 seconds -- nm - peglegpete Jul 8, 13:24
- tilt jar, use knife. no dilemma -- nm - CQ Jul 8, 13:23 8
  - the jelly still slips off the knife's edge before you can get it out of the jar -- nm - charlie Jul 8, 13:24 7
    - exactly. jelly is mushy. a spoon is the appropriate tool. -- nm - loosilu Jul 8, 13:25 2
      - oh, i still use a knife. -- nm - charlie Jul 8, 13:26 1
        
        it's just annoying when you start to run out of jelly -- nm - charlie Jul 8, 13:27
    - Rubber Spatula -- nm - Bacon Jul 8, 13:25 3
      - they make little jar-size ones. -- nm - loosilu Jul 8, 13:29 2
        
        I have 4 sized just for the size of the job -- nm - Bacon Jul 8, 13:30 1
        
        I have a special one for peanut butter that gets into the gutter at the bottom of the jar. -- nm - loosilu Jul 8, 13:32
This. -- nm - MDH Jul 8, 13:21

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