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In response to "he got to ride her for years before her warranty was up. nm -- nm" by groiny

I know you and I disagree on this, but my #1 dating rule is

Posted by nubby, Astro-lord (aka nubby) Jul 8 '13, 14:10

DON'T. FUCK. CRAZY.

Responses:

Your loss. -- nm - Spawn Jul 8, 15:31
you are missing out on some real good sex that way. nm -- nm - groiny Jul 8, 14:16 18
- Yeah, that's okay. -- nm - nubby, Astro-lord Jul 8, 14:19 13
  - as long as they do not start crying during, it's all good. nm -- nm - groiny Jul 8, 14:19 12
    - except, when they won't go away after. -- nm - loosilu Jul 8, 14:22 3
      - Hey baby, you are welcome to stay longer but checkout is 11am at this place. -- nm - Bacon Jul 8, 14:29 1
        
        you don't have to go home, but you can't stay here -- nm - Remlik Jul 8, 14:32
      - there are advantages to that too. nm -- nm - groiny Jul 8, 14:23
    - Virgins seem to cry after, but not during -- nm - Bacon Jul 8, 14:21 7
      - followed soon after by dropping the L word -- nm - Bacon Jul 8, 14:21 5
        
        Lesbian? -- nm - loosilu Jul 8, 14:57 4
        
        "Lesbians?" -- nm - nubby, Astro-lord Jul 8, 15:08
        
        Limp? nm -- nm - groiny Jul 8, 14:58 2
        
        Most guys get that way after climax. Are you taking Viagra then? -- nm - Bacon Jul 8, 14:59 1
        
        no wonder he has a stiff knee. -- nm - loosilu Jul 8, 15:00
      - crazy virgins, I avoid like the plague. nm -- nm - groiny Jul 8, 14:21
- but from the opposing point of view that's like saying "You're missing out on a real good meth high that way." - Max Jul 8, 14:18 3
  - One is addictive, the other is Non addictive -- nm - Bacon Jul 8, 14:18 2
    - I find Crazy to be pretty addictive. -- nm - Max Jul 8, 14:24 1
      - See I don't after a few times I get repelled by it and run away fast -- nm - Bacon Jul 8, 14:31
You can and should do it with an alias and not letting them know where you live or work. Don't become crazy by not fucking crazy! -- nm - Bacon Jul 8, 14:11 10
- hang on. didn't you have a crazy neighbor that you didn't fuck? -- nm - loosilu Jul 8, 14:23 9
  - No, no. I fucked her, twice -- nm - Bacon Jul 8, 14:25 8
    - I think I was able to hold out for about 10 days, but she came over again and caught me in a moment of weakness -- nm - Bacon Jul 8, 14:26 7
      - she waiting til she saw you watching porn with dick in hand? nm -- nm - groiny Jul 8, 14:29 6
        
        well he wasn't watching pron...I thought it was Oregon Ducks game -- nm - Remlik Jul 8, 14:31 5
        
        I see how you are working here, but I don't stop to do anything while the Ducks are playing. -- nm - Bacon Jul 8, 14:31 4
        
        ha! -- nm - Remlik Jul 8, 14:33 3
        
        The woman is still going to be there 3 hours later. Win Win -- nm - Bacon Jul 8, 14:34 2
        
        true. and she can make you dinner during the game so she's occupied. -- nm - Remlik Jul 8, 14:37 1
        
        Winning! -- nm - Bacon Jul 8, 14:38

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