I hope your FFB breaks a colon.
Posted by
Mel Profit (aka Mel Profit)
Oct 24 '08, 09:18
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the entire team. I hope they need ass surgeries. I hope there are horrible surgical accidents where toes get transplanted into armpits. I hope they leave sponges in abscessed body cavities. I hope the surgeons are high on, "GHB and donkey laxitives." I hope your best running back gets scurvy and your front line QB gets Nile Berry Berry, Super Viral, Radioactive Monkey Spunk Fever. I hope your Defense is caught in a Homosexual Sumo Wrestling Sex Ring. I hope your WRs are bitshit crazy and change their names to, "Ocho Fierce". I hope your punter eats dirt for fun.
you wounded me sir.
I have your bitter right here *crotch grab*
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