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LIR for ML... -- (link)

Posted by Mel Profit (aka Mel Profit) Oct 24 '08, 09:19

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I hope your Fantasy Football Team sucks. (www.slickertalk.com)

I hope your FFB breaks a colon.

Mel Profit (aka Mel Profit) Oct 24 '08, 09:18

the entire team. I hope they need ass surgeries. I hope there are horrible surgical accidents where toes get transplanted into armpits. I hope they leave sponges in abscessed body cavities. I hope the surgeons are high on, "GHB and donkey laxitives." I hope your best running back gets scurvy and your front line QB gets Nile Berry Berry, Super Viral, Radioactive Monkey Spunk Fever. I hope your Defense is caught in a Homosexual Sumo Wrestling Sex Ring. I hope your WRs are bitshit crazy and change their names to, "Ocho Fierce". I hope your punter eats dirt for fun. you wounded me sir. I have your bitter right here *crotch grab*

In response to ladodger: ""Cloverfield Monster? What the hell?""

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- The glorious Matt Cassel Era (that's how you spell it, right?) has begun!!! -- nm - Mel Profit Oct 24, 09:26 3
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    - *smiles broadly...dies alittle more inside as I hold the mental fiction together ever so slightly* -- nm - Mel Profit Oct 24, 09:37
    - this is how i imagine the McCain-Palin conversations going behind the scenes these days - pixie fierce Oct 24, 09:35

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