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I just got ripped off for Am. cheese and I'm ready to burn KeyFood to the ground.

Posted by Krusty (aka Krustylu) Aug 25 '13, 13:05

They raised the price $2 lb. since I bought it last Wed. I didn't realize they raised the price until I got home and saw that I was charged $7.99 lb for Am. cheese. That's the same price as ham. It's not even real fucking cheese that uses milk where they can use the excuse of milk costing more so cheese costs more.
I'm pissed not only because that's way too much money for Am. cheese but that it's the only place that slices the cheese right.
I only have two supermarkets near me, the shitty ghetto KeyFood that slices my cheese right or the fancy pants "organic" supermarket that charges more than any store in America for regular groceries. Seriously, more overpriced than stores in Manhattan. So, they're out and I have to go to KeyFood. But now I can't get my cheese there or anywhere. I'm fucked! I'm going to have to walk to Brooklyn to another supermarket and that's a mile and a half each way and over a bridge. Ugh!
First world problems!!!

Responses:

mandolin slicers work very well -- (link) - peglegpete Aug 25, 14:11 3
- Hmmm... could work. Thanks. -- nm - Krusty Aug 25, 14:59
- added bonus: bits of finger with your cheese. -- nm - mafic Aug 25, 14:40 1
  - no kiddin, my mom could be a cat burgler cause I don't think she has any finger prints left -- nm - zeitgeist Aug 25, 14:42
you can't buy a block of cheese and cut it yourself? -- nm - peglegpete Aug 25, 13:31 9
- Nope. I don't have a slicing machine. I like the cheese thin like paper. - Krusty Aug 25, 13:38 8
  - heat the knife blade before cutting the cheese -- nm - peglegpete Aug 25, 14:10
  - What about the slicer on your grater? Also, they make standalone plane slicers with a handle -- nm - con_carne Aug 25, 14:10 3
    - I don't want to sound picky but it won't be right. It won't be an even very thin slice. - Krusty Aug 25, 14:13 2
      - so you're afraid to cut the cheese? -- nm - Remlik Aug 25, 14:36 1
        
        Look, I was trying very hard to avoid this joke -- nm - con_carne Aug 25, 14:38
  - melt some mild cheddar with a cup of veg oil...ta dah....american cheese, pour it on your burger, ta dah cheeboygah -- nm - zeitgeist Aug 25, 13:53 2
    - I might try this one day or I could just put the cheddar on the burger. - Krusty Aug 25, 14:02 1
      - they make am cheese by blending cheddar cheese with 'milk fat solids' and that's what gives it that nice meltiness on a burger or sauce - zeitgeist Aug 25, 14:39
*drives up and drops off several pounds of Keyfood cheese cut just the way you like it* - Image Rehabilitating A-Rod Aug 25, 13:14 5
- Key Food brand cheese? I'm a Land-O-Lakes guy. Get the order right, motherf***er! -- nm - Krusty Aug 25, 13:18 3
  - Fine! *buys you Land-O-Lakes* - Image Rehabilitating A-Rod Aug 25, 13:21 2
    - *Buys your jersey, an autographed bat and paints a picture of you as a centaur on the side of apartment* -- nm - Krusty Aug 25, 13:39 1
      - Woo-hoo! If only Jeter was this easy! -- nm - Image Rehabilitating A-Rod Aug 25, 13:42
- *fumbles the cheese* -- nm - Sanchez, part of the team Aug 25, 13:15
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Would you like some morer cheese with your whine? -- nm - Truman Aug 25, 13:10 3
- I live on mac-n-cheese and cheeseburgers. This is serious stuff! :-) - Krusty Aug 25, 13:15 2
  - *cheese-like product* - JenBro Aug 25, 14:00 1
    - What's a cheese like product? American cheese? - Krusty Aug 25, 14:04

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I just got ripped off for Am. cheese and I'm ready to burn KeyFood to the ground.

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