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*pitches show about toddler lawyers litigating dessert*

I think G must have been watching some legal shows when we're not paying attention. She builds her case for dessert like a crown prosecutor.

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury: I submit to you that if it is the weekend, and if, as can be plainly seen, all of my supper is finished, and as has been established, no tantrums have been thrown, then it would be a miscarriage of justice to not allow me to have my choice of dessert! You can come to no other conclusion!"


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