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In response to "Note to mall staff: You're doing it wrong. (Where's Paul Blart when you need him?) -- (link)" by Beryllium

We had a dumbass Paul Blart wannabe incident last night.

Posted by David (aka Callisto) Feb 23 '09, 08:52

We were going to get our takeout dinner from Ruby Tuesday at 6:15. This restaurant is located in the mall, but it's got its own entrance as well for when the mall has closed. We are walking toward when this tiny little kid who is half my size throws himself in front of us to say, "You realize the mall is closed, right?" Kim and I look at him, we both look at the door to Ruby Tuesday standing right beside him, and then we exchange a look that says "We've just met the dumbest guy in town." We barely even acknowledge him as we walk into the door.

I bet the folks at Ruby Tuesday are crazy about the idea of an idiot attempting to physically prevent people from entering their store.

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Wait... I thought Kim was Callisto. David is Callisto? Is this why David is considered crazy? He's actually two people? Should we start calling him - Mr. Havens Feb 23, 08:57 2
- We have too many multi-user computers around here these days. -- nm - David Feb 23, 09:00
- He also writes for FilmJerk.com or something like that. -- nm - Jim Feb 23, 08:59

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We had a dumbass Paul Blart wannabe incident last night.

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