I feel like a total doofus wearing an eye patch. Do I ...
Posted by
zork
Oct 10 '13, 09:34
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A) stay hidden in my cubicle all day so nobody sees me
B) make the rounds and deal with the pirate jokes
C) take it off and say screw it if people are weirded out over the way it looks
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Responses:
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just shoot the first person who makes a pirate joke with your blunderbuss....nm
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x
Oct 10, 10:13
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Lean into it. Fashion a makeshift shoulder parrot out of post-its.
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Dr.Vermin
Oct 10, 10:12
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walk around, own it, have a response ready for the pirate jokes and look bored when they do them.
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Andie
Oct 10, 10:03
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B Pirate! You need to commandeer the office and invade the 3rd floor -- nm
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amoxy
Oct 10, 09:59
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I'd go with "Oh, a pirate joke, how original! Are you going to do your Austin Powers impression next?" -- nm
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Roger More
Oct 10, 09:41
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Whatever makes you feel better (either physically or psychologically). -- nm
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mara
Oct 10, 09:37
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arrrrrrrrr ..B) -- nm
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mud
Oct 10, 09:36
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D) act like you are Nick Fury and kick ass -- nm
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Spawn
Oct 10, 09:36
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