american govt joke stolen from FB
Posted by
Andie
Oct 15 '13, 11:55
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I was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington, DC.
Nothing was moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on my window.
I rolled down and ask, "What's going on?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped the entire US Congress, and they're asking for a $100 million dollar ransom otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, collecting donations."
"How much is everyone giving?" I ask.
The man replies, "Roughly a gallon.
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