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Useless poll for the day: ridiculous ways you have injured yourself:

Posted by ralph wiggum (aka Wiggum17) Nov 4 '13, 14:35

I recently bashed the crap out of my pinkie toe by dropping a metal doorknob on it.

I have also seemingly permanently injured my shoulder while sleeping and burned my hand on a doughnut.

Responses:

i refuse to tell on the grounds its too embarrasing -- nm - DaneDukeNuuk Nov 4, 17:56
Bending down to tighten some loose screws in Declan's chair, slammed my face into Connor's high backed chair next to it. - IrishStephen Nov 4, 17:29
Sprained my ankle falling out of my clogs going for a bus. -- nm - the liioulu with extra Nov 4, 16:48
tripped on a rug, fell on my knee, ruptured my knee bursae in three places. -- nm - loosi at home Nov 4, 16:46 1
- also, bitten by a sloth. same knee. -- nm - loosi at home Nov 4, 16:47
Stabbed myself in the hand with a screwdriver. Banged myself up tripping over a loading ramp - TWuG Nov 4, 15:47
Looks like broken toes are popular. Currently nursing one after kicking a storage box in the dark.. -- nm - Meg Nov 4, 15:16
Sliced a small part of my fingertip off while reaching into my luggage - Will Hunting Nov 4, 15:06
when I was a little kid I was doing a Snoopy dance and kicked some furniture resulting in a broken toe. -- nm - zork Nov 4, 15:01
kicked the ever loving %$#@ out of a trashcan... - Mel Profit Nov 4, 14:59
I recently pulled a hamstring taking a photo of my mother (kneeled and twisted my leg funny). -- nm - Cuzzin Todd Nov 4, 14:55
ohhh the burn one below reminded me!: Once snagged a piece of bacon right out the frying pan and put it right into my mouth - Jovian Nov 4, 14:53
jumped backwards onto a bunch of foam stuff and hit a cupboard door handle. poked a hole in my skull and needed stitches -- nm - zork Nov 4, 14:51
stood up too fast while folding laundry. whacked my head on a towel rack and got a couple stitches -- nm - Beaker Nov 4, 14:51 1
- stood up on my bed and head met ceiling fan on high. - groiny Nov 4, 14:52
After removing a frypan from a hot oven using a glove, immediately removing the glove and gripping it. -- nm - Roger More Nov 4, 14:50
"walking." - JaxSean Nov 4, 14:49 1
- lol. nm -- nm - groiny Nov 4, 14:49
I lost a toenail a few weeks after catching the toe on a bookshelf I was assembling. - Beryllium Nov 4, 14:48
seeing how far I could reach out on the horizontal ladder/monkey bars I jumped out to #7 swung up lost grip landed on my head and broke an arm.... - Thanksgeisting Nov 4, 14:47
Sprained my wrist at a roller skating rink in Jr High when a girl who was also skating bumped into me - eag Nov 4, 14:46
I suppose it wasn't ridiculous, but man, I wish my knife sharpener had a better guard. nm - Dignan Nov 4, 14:45 1
- aah, I got stitches in my finger when cutting it while opening a pack of crackers. - groiny Nov 4, 14:47
Broke my arm falling off a curb -- nm - amoxy Nov 4, 14:42
I stepped on a rake once. Then another. Then another. Then another. -- (link) - Sideshow Bob Nov 4, 14:40 [youtube]
Sitting repeatedly on a wasp and getting stung 3 times before I finally looked down to see what was 'pinching' me. -- nm - Jovian Nov 4, 14:40
dislocated a rib by reaching behind a couch to unplug a lamp.nm -- nm - groiny Nov 4, 14:38 3
- I expected something less mundane from you -- nm - Roger More Nov 4, 14:49 2
  - oh, I have plenty to pick from. nm -- nm - groiny Nov 4, 14:50 1
    - snapsite has to be topped one day -- nm - Roger More Nov 4, 14:51
lost a toenail by wearing too small shoes - Reagen Nov 4, 14:38 2
- Wait: did you injure yourself on a walk of shame? nm - ralph wiggum Nov 4, 14:41 1
  - good catch. -- nm - Mel Profit Nov 4, 14:54
As a kid I bit my tongue chewing gum while riding my bike and crashed my bike. -- nm - spamlet Nov 4, 14:37
you & doughnuts = crosses/holy water & vampires? -- nm - peglegpete Nov 4, 14:37
As a child, I lost the nail on my big toe by running over the toe with a sliding glass door. - ty97 Nov 4, 14:36

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