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In response to "Useless poll for the day: ridiculous ways you have injured yourself:" by ralph wiggum

seeing how far I could reach out on the horizontal ladder/monkey bars I jumped out to #7 swung up lost grip landed on my head and broke an arm....

they had to knock me out to set it as it broke funny

when I woke up I looked down, I didn't realize my wrist was set bent down, all I could see was a big black screw cap for an ice pack where my hand oughta be and I threw a shit fit screaming about my hand.

my parents had been sitting there for hours, the nurses told them I would be out for a few more so why not go to the cafeteria for dinner, which of course is when I woke up


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