I got road raged in a funny way....going to a wedding in a river of steel, just barely the speed limit, freeway at capacity, the car in front moves...
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over to join the several getting off at this big exit, so now there's a little gap in front but it will close soon enou....
not soon enough for this big redneck country truck with those big tires that make it 3 feet higher, he comes wheeling around me in a roar of androgelled V8 power and sloughs right in front of me to let me know I was in his fucking way, but now we were on the down hill part where the congestion usually starts and he's doing the 1/4 mile drag routine just where the brakes light up.
so I flash my brights to signal my displeasure
HE....drifts to the edge of the road where we have these divots cut into the pavement so if you fall asleep and drift off the vibration should wake you up.
well they are filled with water, and his tires seemed the perfect size to squash and then suck up that cup of muddy goo, and he seemed to know this and he hosed my car down with a fire hose of scum....my car looks like I had been off roading along the riverbed all day.
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