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Nine Inch Nails drummer offers fans personal 'thank you' calls for $50
Nine Inch Nails
Nine Inch Nails
Josh Freese is also asking fans to spend up to $75,000 on him
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Ex-Nine Inch Nails drummer Josh Freese has drawn up a list of bizarre 'packages' offering fans once in a lifetime opportunities to meet and hang out with him.
The 11 price configurations range from $7 to $75,000, and get more lavish as the price goes up.
For a relatively cost-effective $50, fans can get a copy of Freese's new solo album 'Since 1972', a T-shirt and a personal "thank you" phone call from him in which they are encouraged to talk about anything.
"You can tell him what you like about the record that you purchased, or what you thought sucked," reports Mashable.com.
The price of $500, meanwhile, gives fans the chance to go on a dinner date with the drummer.
Freese, who as a session musician has worked with DEVO, , Guns N' Roses, Sting, Queens Of The Stone Age and Katy Perry, has also got some of his famous friends in on the act.
Fans who pay $5,000 have the option of receiving a personally written letter from Pearl Jam's Stone Gossard telling them about his favourite song on 'Since 1972'.
A fee of $10,000 is enough to get Twiggy Ramirez from Marilyn Manson's band and Freese to take two fans to dinner at Roscoe's Chicken 'n' Waffles in Long Beach.
Tool's Maynard James Keenan, DEVO's Mark Mothersbaugh and Freese will even take one fan "miniature golfing and then drop you off on the side of the freeway (all filmed and posted on YouTube)," for $20,000.
Not all of the packages are legal either.
For $75,000, Freese offers the chance to join him to "Take 'shrooms and cruise Hollywood in Danny [Carey] from Tool's Lamborghini."
The full list of opportunities is below:
$7
-Digital download of 'Since 1972', including 3 videos
$15
-CD/DVD double-disc set
-Digital download
$50
-CD/DVD double-disc set
-T-shirt
-"Thank you" phone call from Josh for buying 'Since 1972'. You can tell him what you like about the record that you purchased, or what you thought sucked. Ask whatever you want, like "Is Maynard really THAT weird?" or "Which one of Sting's mansions has the comfiest beds?" or "Are DEVO really suburban robots that monitor reality or just a bunch of dads from Ohio?" or "Why don't the Vandals play more stuff off the first record?" It�s your 5 minutes to yack it up. Talk about whatever you want.
$250 (limited edition of 25)
-Signed CD/DVD and digital download
-T-shirt
-Signed drum head and drumsticks
-Go on a lunch date with Josh to PF Changs or The Cheesecake Factory (whatever you're into)
$500 (limited edition of 15)
-Signed CD/DVD and digital download
-T-shirt
-Signed cymbal and sticks
-Meet Josh in Venice, California, and go floating together in a sensory-deprivation tank (to be filmed and posted on YouTube)
-Dinner at Sizzler (get your $8.99 steak and "all you can eat" shrimp on)
$1,000 (limited edition of 10)
-Signed CD/DVD and digital download
-T-shirt
-Signed cymbal, drum head and drumsticks
-Josh washes your car OR does your laundry�or you can wash his car
-Have dinner with Josh/[b] aboard the [b]Queen Mary in Long Beach, California
-Get drunk and cut each other�s hair in the parking lot of the Long Beach courthouse (filmed and posted on YouTube, of course)
$2,500 (limited edition of 5)
-Signed CD/DVD and digital download
-Get a private drum lesson with Josh, or for all you non-drummers, have him give you a back and foot massage (couples welcome)
-Pick any 1 member of the Vandals or Devo (subject to availability) to accompany you and Josh to either the Hollywood Wax Museum or the lunch buffet at the Spearmint Rhino
-Signed DW snare drum
-Take 3 items of your choice out of his closet (first come, first serve)
-Change diapers and make bottles with him for an afternoon (after hitting the strip club)
$5,000 (limited edition of 3)
-Signed CD/DVD and digital download
-T-shirt
-Josh writes a song about you and makes it available on iTunes
-Co-direct a video with him for the song about you and throw it up on the YouTubes
-Josh[b/] gives you and a friend a private tour of [b]Disneyland
-Get drunk together. If you don't drink, we can go to my dad's place and hang out under the "Tuba tree"
-Stone Gossard from Pearl Jam will send you a letter telling you about his favourite song on Since 1972
$10,000 (limited edition of 1)
-Signed CD/DVD and digital download
-T-shirt
-Signed DW snare drum from A Perfect Circle's 2003 tour
-Josh gives you a private drum lesson OR his and hers foot/back massage (couples welcome, discreet parking)
-Twiggy from Marilyn Manson's band and Josh take you and a guest to Roscoe's Chicken 'n' Waffles in Long Beach for dinner
-Josh takes you and a guest to Club 33 (the super-duper exclusive and private restaurant at Disneyland located above 'Pirates Of The Caribbean') and then hit a couple rides afterward (preferably the Tiki Room, the Haunted Mansion and Tower Of Terror)
-At the end of the day at Disneyland, drive away in Josh's Volvo station wagon. It's all yours � take it. Just drop him off on your way home, though, please.
$20,000 (limited edition of 1)
-Signed CD/DVD and digital download
-T-shirt
-A signed drum from the 2008 Nine Inch Nails tour
-Maynard James Keenan, Mark Mothersbaugh from Devo and Josh/[b] take you miniature golfing and then drop you off on the side of the freeway (all filmed and posted on [b]YouTube/[b])
-[b]Josh/[b] gives you a tour of [b]Long Beach[b/]. See his first apartment, the coffee shop on 2nd Street where his buddy paid [b]Dave Grohl $40 to rip up tile just weeks before joining Nirvana. See the old Vandals rehearsal spot, the liquor store he got busted at using a fake ID when he was 17 (it was Dave from the Vandals' old ID). Go check out Snoop Dogg's high school. For an extra 50 bucks see where Tom and Adrian from No Doubt live. For another $25 he�ll show ya where Eric from NOFX and Brooks from Bad Religion get their hair cut.
-Spend the night aboard the Queen Mary and take the "Ghosts and Legends" tour (separate rooms�no spooning)
-Josh writes two songs about you and both are made available on iTunes and appear on his next record (you can sing back up on 'em, clap, play the drums, triangle, whatever)
-Drum lesson OR foot and back massage (once again�couples welcome and discreet parking available)
-Pick any 3 items out of Josh's closet
$75,000 (limited edition of 1)
-Signed CD/DVD and digital download
-T-shirt
-Go on tour with Josh for a few days
-Have Josh write, record and release a five-song EP about you and your life story
-Take home any of his drum sets (only one, but you can choose which one)
-Take shrooms and cruise Hollywood in Danny from Tool['s Lamborghini OR play quarters and then hop on the Ouija board for a while
-Josh will join your band for a month � play shows, record, party with groupies, etc.
-If you don't have a band he'll be your personal assistant for a month (four-day work weeks, 10am to 4pm)
-Take a limo down to Tijuana and he'll show you how it's done (what that means exactly we can't legally get into here)
-If you don't live in Southern California (but are a US resident) he'll come to you and be your personal assistant/cabana boy for two weeks
-Take a flying trapeze lesson with Josh and Robin from NIN, go back to Robin's place afterwards and his wife will make you raw lasagne
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