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My bad neighbour story

the miscellaneous Eastern European 40ish prostitute/drug dealer who set up a "privacy fence" on common property which wouldn't stay up so she anchored it across our front door, built a "fire pit" just on the grass (2 feet from our door) and used painted furniture for fuel, dug up common property again to install patio furniture in a small pit, painted concrete with house paint, which immediately peeled, built a planter in the 4" space between the patio and the parking lot (i.e. the curb overhang) which of course was knocked over, immediately because that's where cars go, barbecued by throwing newspaper on a Weber grill, let her cats run wild in the neighbourhood, one of which caught feline pneumonia and had to be put down, oh and numerous times had sex on her patio in full view of the parking lot.

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