Survivor thoughts: what a wild episode. It might have been awesomely entertaining, but was 1 of the worst strategic episodes I've ever seen (spois)l
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Jim (aka Jim)
Apr 2 '14, 20:07
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Where to begin:
1) When you're the swong vote? Shut the fuck up about it. Play your cards close to the vest. Domn't come across as wishy washy. This isn't the first time the major swing vote has gone home.
2) Kass played a horrible game from the beginning to the end of this episode. She took shit personally that wasn't personal. She pulled a Cochran flip tonight. "You people are mean to me, so I'm going to flip just to fuck you all. It does nothing for my place in the game, but it fucks you...so I'm doing it." In her defense, it did get Cochran a return trip to Survivor and ultimately $1million. She was just stupid all night long.
3) That being said, Tasha...really? Youhave to placate the wishy washy swing vote. I get it. Grease that wheel til it turns your direction. But don't do that shit in front of the person she's fighting with. Don't appear to take sides. I don't think you did take sides, but I think you totally misread how secure Kass felt...so she fucked you to.
4) Tony. Oh Tony. Where to startwith Tony. Any decent strategy he has is completely wasted because he can't stop talking about how awesome he is. He can't stop laughing and patting himself on the back. And what is absolutely infuriating is that despite screwing the pooch in every position in the kama sutra...he keeps winning. Which only encourages him. He gave a great speech to Sarah about why to flip with him. And then he shows everyone the idol BEFORE the vote. If Kass doesn't flip, he would have totally screwed his alliance by flipping his card before the river. Idiot.
5) Trish - I hate you and want you off my television. I'd like to blame Lindsay for quitting instead of staying in the game and whacking Trish with the machete.
This season took a really bad turn for the suck tonight.
Trish and Kass are despicable people who make me lose faith in humanity and Tony's a complete idiot out there who seems to come out smelling like a rose no matter what.
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