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In response to "Is your wife's name Lenore? -- nm" by zork

jonathan's stepmother used to name her goats after poe heroines. lenore somehow managed to strangle herself with a chain,

Posted by the mystifying virtuoso (aka amanda) May 16 '14, 08:57

annabel lee ate her way through a wall and chomped on outlet wires, electrocuting her, and helen knocked over a bunch of cleaning solvents from a high shelf by throwing herself at the wall until they fell and proceeded to eat them, killing her.

now susan has no naming convention. it seems to be working better this way (I was allowed to name one of the baby goats michael jackson, even).

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one day they'll find one of them bricked into an alcove in the basement - zork May 16, 09:00
jonathan's stepmother has goats? - decline May 16, 08:59 9
- they also have a horse, sheep, chickens and a ram. plus susan is always rehabbing something. - the mystifying virtuoso May 16, 09:16
- they're so cute! the babies are the size of small cats! and then later, they are tasty. - the mystifying virtuoso May 16, 09:09 1
  - This is hilariously horrible, or horribly hilarious. Emphasis on the hilarious. -- nm - Max May 16, 09:54
- you really have to worry if any of them are named jonathan -- nm - zork May 16, 09:01 5
  - I learned last week: no boy goats allowed; they're too aggressive. they import a dude goat to service the ladies and then send him packing. -- nm - the mystifying virtuoso May 16, 09:09 4
    - "we call him groiny" -- nm - spamlet May 16, 09:10 3
      - did anyone *not* think that immediately? -- nm - zork May 16, 09:11 2
        
        *raises hand* - Will Hunting May 16, 09:37 1
        
        That would be if the ringer failed to do the duty, no? -- nm - spamlet May 16, 09:45

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