Faux text-messages with Gregg Popovich --- this one killed me.
Posted by
Will Hunting (aka Joemetz)
Jun 11 '14, 11:46
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Pop: what does your phone do that mine doesn’t do?
Reporter: basically everything. It goes on the Internet, it has Flappy Bird
Pop: Can you call people?
Reporter: yes
Pop: Can you call the bank?
Reporter: yes
Pop: when you call the bank do they tell you that you’re a millionaire, because that’s what happens when I call the bank on my phone.
Reporter: :/
Pop: my phone is better
Pop: but at least you have a Flappy Bird
Reporter: bye pop
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