Courtesy of BreakUpEmail.com: My break-up e-mail to HSX.
Posted by
Mop (aka rburriel)
Mar 9 '09, 08:52
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Dear HSX,
I'm writing you this email because I think our relationship has run its course. You've changed too much since we met, and I don't like it. You know, a little respect can go a long way. But the amount of respect you give me is only enough for ME to go a long way. A long way away from you, douchebag. Frankly, you just don't care enough about me. Luckily I care enough about me to make up for it, by saying goodbye to you. I don't know how to break it to you, but I found someone else to replace you. You know what they say: out with the old, in with the new! I don't really do the whole long distance relationship thing. New area code, new market, and it's time for me to go shopping.
I'm not a puppet, you can't just control me by pulling on a string, so why do you try to control everything I do? I need my freedom, and there's nothing you can do about it.
Sorry, but you're not even worth keeping as a friend. I never want to see you again, jerkface! Stay away from me or I'll beat you with a frozen salmon. I think you get the idea: this relationship is over.
I won't miss your ugly face,
Raul
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