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Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant,

but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "Be my baby's daddy!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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