|
In response to
"The three finalists to replace Bud Selig are..."
by
David
|
Assuming the Oxford comma makes that sentence way funnier.
|
"MLB's chief operating officer, Rob Manfred, MLB executive vice president for business Tim Brosnan and Boston Red Sox chairman Tom Werner."
Candidate 1: the shadowy unnamed MLB chief operating officer. He's the Darth Sidious of the organization.
Candidate 2: Rob Manfred. Just like professional wrestlers, he has no chance because he doesn't have a clever nickname.
Candidate 3: The fused consciousness of Tim Brosnan and Tom Werner, an abomination that will surely consume us all.
|