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*runs in...grabs Meg by the head and bulldogs her to the ground...rifles through her pockets...

Posted by Nekkid Crazy Birthday Mel (aka mel profit) Aug 11 '14, 08:38

finds...a grenade...a betting slip from the Del Mar race track...a mummified ear...a 9mm pistol...William "Old Nimble Fingers" Donovan's flat number from The War...a drink umbrella...an M1 Combat Knife...a few tufts of monkey fur...a small sack with gold nuggets and diamonds within...a ratty picture of what looks like the grassy knoll from a different and revealing perspective with shadowy figures not far off...ninja throwing stars...a man thong signed by J. "Your Spaceman" Armstrong...a burn phone...and some grape flavored bubblegum...

stands over her..."does stuff"...points*

AND STAY DOWN Birthday Girl!

*runs off*

Responses:

Best one of these yet. -- nm - Inigo Aug 11, 09:42 3
- this -- nm - JenBro Aug 11, 09:42 2
  - ...and maybe the last ever. He did just do all of that to *Meg*. Deathwish Mel. -- nm - Inigo Aug 11, 09:47 1
    - ~ nods ~ good point -- nm - JenBro Aug 11, 10:15
LOL @ 'burn phone" hahahahahah -- nm - JenBro Aug 11, 09:41
oh my gawd - hysterical -- nm - Epiphany Aug 11, 09:22
*looks at the man thong again* - Nekkid Crazy Birthday Mel Aug 11, 08:59
IT'S A TRAP! - znufrii Aug 11, 08:50
huh -- nm - zork Aug 11, 08:41 3
- please tell me it's her birthday...*looks over as she begins to get up* -- nm - Mel Profit Aug 11, 08:49 2
  - Heh. :-) - Krusty Aug 11, 08:54 1
    - *reaches up...takes off the Yankees hat...slaps you hard...puts a Red Sox hat on you while you recover...draws a beard on you and stands you in front - Mel Profit Aug 11, 08:57

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