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In response to
"I was just detained by airport security because of a curious item in my carry on. What was it?"
by
mobile browsing loves mandy lane
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Throwers don't worry about ticking. Modern bombs don't tick.
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Baggage handlers. But when a suitcase vibrates, the throwers have to call the police.
Nine time out of ten, it's an electric razor. But, every once in a while ...
(whispers)
...it's a dildo.
It's airline policy not to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. We use the indefinite aricle: "A dildo." Never "Your dildo."
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