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I assume I can't post an ad on craigslist trying to solicit a dognapper.

Posted by Qale (aka Qale) Aug 25 '14, 22:31

Not that it would be dognapping since I don't actually want a ransom nor the dog returned to its owner. Ever.

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You should hire Ricky and Julian, the pet assassins. Or at least they were in the original Trailer Park Boys movie. -- nm - Shaun Aug 26, 05:57
Can you complain to management? -- nm - Amanda Aug 26, 04:56
A. it could be illegal to have noise nusiance/barking dog, talk to animal control in your town b. it could be against the lease what does it say? -- nm - zeitgeist Aug 25, 23:43
ISIS. -- nm - Beryllium Aug 25, 22:55 1
- Yeah, but then they are always hanging around your yard. -- nm - Under the Influence Aug 25, 23:39
SPCA. -- nm - colin Aug 25, 22:48
I might be interested in the contract. What does it pay? -- nm - crash davis Aug 25, 22:47 6
- You get a free dog! -- nm - Qale Aug 25, 22:48 5
  - but the dog is cursed -- nm - zeitgeist Aug 25, 23:40 1
    - But you get your choice of toppings! -- nm - Cuzzin Todd Aug 26, 05:05
  - and there you go, post him in the free section. "may have to scale balcony to acquire dog. ladder not supplied." -- nm - mafic Aug 25, 23:02 1
    - People do tend to write witty rants this way. -- nm - Beryllium Aug 25, 23:06
  - You get a free meal! -- nm - google translate si Aug 25, 22:49
that's over a week's worth of free meals! :) -- nm - Peglegpete Aug 25, 22:43
At times like this, I like to ask myself what a normal human would do under the circumstances. - Beryllium Aug 25, 22:34 5
- >implying I haven't got a Google Doc list of ideas that are probably illegal or in poor taste - Qale Aug 25, 22:36 4
  - Have you tried throwing steak at it? -- nm - Beryllium Aug 25, 22:40 3
    - I should feed it the rest of the tuna helper that I so don't want. - Qale Aug 25, 22:46
    - he posted his monthly food budget 2 days ago -- (link) - Peglegpete Aug 25, 22:44 [Backboard] 1
      - "Money's too tight for steak." -- nm - Qale Aug 25, 22:48

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