I love looking over my past Facebook feed at sitcom quotes
Posted by
Max
Aug 31 '14, 16:13
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"Dave here threw what he maintains is a punch but actually looked more like a figure-skating twirl..."
"Well, it's called a Haymaker, which Marcus promptly turned into a devastating armbar, but the good news is I finally get to get that Tommy John surgery I've always wanted, so... win-win."
"I also just want to give you a heads up, I'll probably be going on the internet before we have sex again. I, because, I just don't want to impregnate the baby, you know? I mean, we could have a Russian nesting doll situation on our hands."
"I guess I'll have to wait for tomorrow's paper to find out our status. Why did I have to fall for someone from Old Media?"
"A woman cannot be in close quarters with three men and kiss one of them. What fuels men? Competition and sex. That's why the United Nations was formed, that's why girls aren't allowed on pirate ships, and that's why there's a No Nail oath in apartment 4D."
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