*walks in...laying my Red Sox hat in the direction of Fenway...kneels and prays*
Posted by
Mel Profit (aka mel profit)
Sep 12 '14, 10:09
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Please OH BASEBALL GODS! Grant me the win on this, the final week of my Fantasy Baseball Season. The season which has tried and tested my team and me. Grant me the win so that I may smite thine enemy. An enemy not just in Fantasy Baseball but all of Baseball. An accursed fan of the Evil Empire.
Grant me the win OH BASEBALL GODS! So that our wager may be fulfilled. That the accursed be made to wear Red Sox gear and have a witness in a digital sense to his shame.
Grant me this wish OH BASEBALL GODS.
*makes the sign of Pookie Reese...does the intricate Nomah Batting Glove Ritual...rises...dons cap and wanders off*
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