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Posted by Andie Oct 21 '14, 10:29

so, i just walked into the boardroom to get something i left there earlier, and there were three people, not our employees, standing in there. i almost slammed one of them with the door... and i i said. "oh, didn't mean to bang you."
I MEANT to say "i didn't mean to bang into you."

does that sound as bad as i think it does?

Responses:

Funny you should use that phrasing, given what they were doing. -- nm - Baron Mop-chausen Oct 21, 11:26
careful, he might think you want him to come over to knock you up - zeitgeist Oct 21, 11:04 1
- I can help you, all I need to 20 bucks and a real long straw. nm -- nm - Budice, OB/ GYN Oct 21, 11:04
At least you didn't make a booty/booby joke. -- nm - Wrong Dano 6 Oct 21, 10:41 8
- shut up, just shut up, it was a good joke, dammit. - groiny Oct 21, 10:46 7
  - Maybe lay off the sex jokes a bit. -- nm - David Oct 21, 10:49 6
    - "booty traps" is a (perfectly funny and acceptable) racist joke, if any category. -- nm - Max Oct 21, 11:07
    - it was not a sex joke! - groiny Oct 21, 10:49 4
      - Maybe lay of the sex jokes a bit anyway. -- nm - David Oct 21, 10:59 3
        
        heh -- nm - Beaker Oct 21, 11:25
        
        why don't you want me here, David? -- nm - groiny Oct 21, 10:59 1
        
        You know the things you've said and done! -- nm - David Oct 21, 11:01
This thread is worse than you saying that -- nm - con_carne Oct 21, 10:40
~ She BANGS! She BANGS! ~ -- nm - Shaun Oct 21, 10:38
Didn't mean it? It meant nothing to you? I mean nothing to you? Fine! -- nm - The Legend of CQ Hollow Oct 21, 10:37
how you doin'? -- nm - Tim Oct 21, 10:35
I...wouldn't mention it to your spouse. -- nm - David Oct 21, 10:34 1
- "Hi baby, I banged a guy in the office today." -- nm - Bloody Ice Oct 21, 10:35
Well, what was his reaction? -- nm - amoxy Oct 21, 10:34
*crickets* -- nm - groiny Oct 21, 10:30 2
- okay, good. -- nm - Andie Oct 21, 10:30 1
  - well, I would hope you would not have to apologize for banging him. nm -- nm - groiny Oct 21, 10:33
nope -- nm - prayformojo Oct 21, 10:29
he's think "I'm gonna stop by and say hello to her" later on. -- nm - Remlik Oct 21, 10:29 2
- right? - Epiphany Oct 21, 11:16
- Let me know when you do want to bang me. -- nm - Dude in conference room Oct 21, 10:31

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