Motherf'ing motherf'ers
Posted by
prayformojo (aka mayhem)
Oct 22 '14, 19:14
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jesus tapdancin' christ
I go down to the basement to get a can of coke.
The coke is right at the bottom of the stairs so I don't turn on the light.
I get my hand on the coke and suddenly I hear a high-pitched voice:
PEEK-A-BOO!
and a calliope "The Bear Went Over the Mountain" starts to play
Heather has been boxing up some of Abby's old toys to give to her sister who's expecting.
Something about me going down the stairs was enough to dislodge this stupid motherf'ing musicbox or whatever it was packed away so that it started playing.
frack I'm gonna have a heart attack
My feet may have touched exactly 2 steps on the stairway up from the basement
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Responses:
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your house is just effing with you now -- nm
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Diva
Oct 22, 21:29
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It's coming from inside the house!!!! -- nm
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toboooooooooooor.2
Oct 22, 20:42
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*clapping with glee* -- nm
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Max
Oct 22, 20:03
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Does your Coke say Share a Coke With Satan? -- nm
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Bacon
Oct 22, 19:22
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And when you opened the can, you forgot you really shook it up running up the stairs
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amoxy
Oct 22, 19:21
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and of course Heather just bust a gut laughing when she came downstairs to see what all the noise was, and I told her
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prayformojo
Oct 22, 19:21
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My mental image of you has now switched to Patrick Wilson. -- nm
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Reagen
Oct 22, 19:18
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did you open the box? -- nm
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loosi at home
Oct 22, 19:17
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Okay...Mojo thinks I'm having a seizure...he doesn't know "laughing" -- nm
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Meg
Oct 22, 19:17
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You have to move. -- nm
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JaxSean
Oct 22, 19:17
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OPEN THE BOX -- nm
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Tim
Oct 22, 19:17
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the muscle car with shotguns in the trunk is just waiting on your word -- nm
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crash davis
Oct 22, 19:16
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face it, man. you live in a horror movie....nm
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x
Oct 22, 19:16
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sorry, but that is such a you story! -- nm
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b!
Oct 22, 19:16
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WRITE A FUCKING SCREENPLAY ALREADY!!! -- nm
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David
Oct 22, 19:16
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