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‘Atheist creationists’ say their study proves there is no Jesus in your communion wafer

Posted by DaneDukeNuuk Oct 29 '14, 15:09

phewww thats a relif

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/10/atheist-creationists-say-their-study-proves-there-is-no-jesus-in-your-communion-wafer/ (www.rawstory.com)

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Oh fuck, the Raelian. They don't get to call themselves atheists. -- nm - Baron Mop-chausen Oct 29, 15:51 6
- They don't believe in God, they believe in aliens. -- nm - tobooooooooor.2 Oct 29, 15:53 5
  - Their religionists. That's pretty much the antithesis of atheism. - Focused, Non-Terminal Repeating Phantasm Oct 29, 15:57 4
    - They're. They are. Whatever. Screw grammer*! - Focused, Non-Terminal Repeating Phantasm Oct 29, 15:57 3
      - I was backing Mop's post. -- nm - tobooooooooor.2 Oct 29, 16:09 2
        
        and.l.. - tobooooooooor.2 Oct 29, 16:11 1
        
        :-) -- nm - Focused, Non-Terminal Repeating Phantasm Oct 29, 16:12
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- Um, 'scuse me? -- nm - Reagen Oct 29, 15:52 4
  - I hear atheists are socially liberal but fiscally conservative. -- nm - droidlet Oct 29, 16:39
  - This! -- nm - Krusty Oct 29, 16:14
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  - he probably meant something like "commonly perceived as ..." hehehe -- nm - Beryllium Oct 29, 15:54
- er, wait a second. Like the quote below states, if that's your belief, then I'd like to state that those guys aren't all atheists. These particular - JD Oct 29, 15:50
- compared to? -- nm - DaneDukeNuuk Oct 29, 15:31 4
  - “Yet there’s a very important difference between most atheists and the Raelians: We’re still Creationists! The Raelian Movement is an atheistic religi - tobooooooooor.2 Oct 29, 15:39 3
    - atheist religion is that like the virgin birth? or having your cake and eating it? -- nm - DaneDukeNuuk Oct 29, 15:57
    - Can we get a cage match between them and the Scientologists? Then lose the key to the cage? Then lose the cage? -- nm - Focused, Non-Terminal Repeating Phantasm Oct 29, 15:41 1
      - Excellent idea. -- nm - tobooooooooor.2 Oct 29, 15:52
It's called Sex Panther. It has real bits of panther in it so you know that it's good. -- nm - pmb Oct 29, 15:18 2
- any Sex Panther reference always gets...POINTS! -- nm - crash davis Oct 29, 15:22 1
  - Hey, trade proposal your way. -- nm - Reagen Oct 29, 15:54
Clearly the wafers just hadn't been transsubstantiated yet. -- nm - Ender Oct 29, 15:15 1
- The Transsubstantiator was one of the machines Dexter created in his laboratory if I'm not mistaken. -- nm - pmb Oct 29, 15:17
It's not Jesus' blood until it has been blessed. Until then it's just wine. -- nm - Gabriel si Oct 29, 15:14 1
- the most surprsing thing is someone made a religion out of "mission to mars" -- nm - DaneDukeNuuk Oct 29, 15:20

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