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I've said it before and I'll say it again. I find people in zombie apocalypse shows ultimately ridiculous because the solution is simple

Posted by crash davis (aka crash davis) Nov 3 '14, 10:38

Morons who worry about their ammo counts. Look back in our history and there is a very simple way to beat zombies' only two weapons, bites and numbers. Just make armor and go medieval.

I would like to see a big zombie hoard withstand a charge from the Riders of Rohan. A Rohirrim charge like they did before the gates of Gondor would simplify things greatly.

The people who would best survive the apocalypse would be the nutters in the SCA. So on this board, zeitgeist lives :)

If you make it to my compound when the apocalypse occurs, prepare to be knighted.

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whooo hoo, in your face flanders, oh wait, a zombie ate it already -- nm - zeiiiiiitgeiiiiiiiiist Nov 3, 11:25
You should read "Feed". I've just started but it had an interesting take on it (spoilers) - kilbooooo Nov 3, 10:51
L3 at the SCA reference. -- nm - Strongbad Nov 3, 10:44 1
- Pete sent me a book, Dies The Fire, in which basically the SCA lives and runs things - crash davis Nov 3, 10:51
Yes, that's why zombies are stupid. -- nm - Mop Nov 3, 10:44
Everyone gets their own pneumatic bubble and rolls over the walkers. - Max Nov 3, 10:42 3
- But then they would all $500 -- nm - prayformojo Nov 3, 10:44
- surround your house/fortress with treadmills in all directions, when the zombies come - turn the treadmills on -- nm - crash davis Nov 3, 10:44 1
  - put a walker in the treadmill with a steak in front of him/her. - Mel Profit Nov 3, 10:45
let's see how far you get on your zombie horse -- nm - kilbooooo Nov 3, 10:40 9
- zombies are no match for a proper warhorse...armor the dang thing and you have a tank -- nm - crash davis Nov 3, 10:42 8
  - they had a tank! -- nm - Beryllium Nov 3, 10:43 7
    - there have been two tanks in the show, one Rick did not know how to use, and one in the hands of the Governor - crash davis Nov 3, 10:45 6
      - reel back on that first one a bit, and ponder how it got where it was -- nm - Beryllium Nov 3, 10:47 5
        
        the whole concept of the zombie apocalypse depends upon worldwide militaries all being stupid - crash davis Nov 3, 10:49 4
        
        TWD spoilers and a question - Beaker Nov 3, 10:50 3
        
        origin unknown -- nm - Spawn the Impaler Nov 3, 11:06
        
        Evidently (small spoiler) - crash davis Nov 3, 10:52 1
        
        This. -- nm - Ender Nov 3, 11:13

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