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My depravity knows no bounds. I just threatened a stranger pregnant lady over her breakfast sandwich. let that sink in...

Posted by Mel Profit (aka mel profit) Nov 14 '14, 07:04

I was walking by the kitchen when I smelled the most wonderful breakfast. There was this pregnant woman, someone I've never seen before standing over the toaster (good girl...toast it. don't nuke it). I asked her what that delicious smell was. She told me. I responded, "you better eat that..."

I think I saw her fidget for her mace.

don't judge me.

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she probably thought you dropped out of her uterus. nm -- nm - groiny Nov 14, 07:25 2
- had she seen you, she would have known you wanted to climb up into her uterus. -- nm - Mel Profit Nov 14, 07:45 1
  - if you would have cried a bit, you could have seen her lactating. nm -- nm - groiny Nov 14, 07:46
"I hope you have that sandwich.. - colin Nov 14, 07:20
LOL -- nm - Pippy Turkey Stuffer Nov 14, 07:11
Baby was busy casting Power Word Stun -- nm - budice Nov 14, 07:09
Personally, I know you would've lost that battle. Underwhelmeing hobbit strength. -- nm - Will Hunting Nov 14, 07:08
Personally, I think you would've lost that battle. Freak preggo strength. -- nm - Cran-Baron-ies Nov 14, 07:06

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My depravity knows no bounds. I just threatened a stranger pregnant lady over her breakfast sandwich. let that sink in...

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