In response to
"Guess the line in this column that sent a shiver down my spine... -- (link)"
by
David
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I found this part amusing...
Posted by
Inigo (aka Inigo)
Dec 15 '14, 06:50
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"...while dabbling in penny stocks at age 9, he lost a chunk of the money he’d made tutoring. Islam swore off trading, realizing, “I didn’t have the balls for it,” he said."
Well, duh. He was 9. They hadn't dropped yet.
This story sure seemed like something the Onion would write. Especially the lines I quoted.
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