I think we need to declare jihad on beavers. Specifically, the eager beavers;
Posted by
Loyola
Dec 17 '14, 08:08
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"Next to mankind and his livestock, is there any animal more dangerous to the global ecosystem than this one:
Eager beavers are rampaging across the Canadian wilderness, chomping down trees and creating enormous methane emitting manmade, er, beavermade ponds. The ponds currently emit 800 million tons of methane per year, out of a total global emissions of 6.875 billion tons.
What can be done to stop this threat to the planet? Environmentalists need to encourage people to wear beaver skin coats, a style that was popular in the 19th century, and which resulted in a dramatic reduction in beaver numbers during that period. Hollywood trendsetters need to take the lead—starting with Brad and Angelina. A worthwhile Canadian initiative would be to breed more wolves and set them loose in the beaver infested areas."
You must be stopped, beavers.
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