Adventures of Nick in Vegas:
Posted by
ralph wiggum (aka Wiggum17)
Jan 15 '15, 19:21
|
So Nick and I are walking around Luxor looking at the Egypt themed stuff. They have a huge video billboard plugging their various shows and exhibits. One of the ads in the rotation was for their strip/burlesque show. No actual nudity, but some suggestive bumping and grinding.
Nick, looking at the video: Gross! Those girls are dancing and shaking their bottoms!
Me: (Note to self: Take the Boy to a gay steel mill to suss this situation out.) "Buddy, you dance and shake your rump all the time."
Nick: "Yeah, but I don't wear a bikini. That's gross."
Later that day we are in a cab and he's checking out the brochures in the seat pocket in front of him. Someone had left a hooker calling card with a nude busty women (with stars strategically placed over the nipples). He was *outraged* when I took it away from him because he said: "I like looking at it." Practically started crying when he couldn't have the card back.
Note to self: cancel steel mill field trip. Batten down the hatches for the adolescent years.
|
Responses:
|
