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The bad puns in box office articles are the worst thing about 50 Shades breaking out.

Posted by Inigo (aka Inigo) Feb 12 '15, 17:16

"The bondage-cum-love-story is the 4th biggest bower ever in the market."

"Fifty Shades banged out in 30 more markets today with early figures from Australia hand-cuffing Universal’s biggest non-holiday opening day of all time"

"‘Fifty Shades’ Ties Up Universal Records In Overseas Debuts"

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Grey Makes Nut on the Backs of Female Moviegoers - Max Feb 12, 18:05
MONESSEN, Pa. (February 12, 2015) — Parents in a Pennsylvania school district are turning 50 shades of red over word search puzzles given to their... -- nm - Ultron Feb 12, 17:41 1
- ...middle school students based on an erotic novel and movie. -- nm - Ultron Feb 12, 17:42
CNBC: "Lube sales spike 312.50%" -- nm - budice Feb 12, 17:29
50 Shades won the hearts of many this Valentines Day weekend. -- nm - budice Feb 12, 17:27 1
- "50 shades put bums on seats this weekend and there wasn't a dry seat cover in the house" -- nm - Loyola Feb 12, 17:29
Utah box office records fall! -- nm - Will Hunting Feb 12, 17:26 1
- Bostonians plow their way to line up for a seat -- nm - Max Feb 12, 17:28
Dakota Johnson turns the knob on the door to Hollywood stardom. -- nm - Max Feb 12, 17:22 3
- *turns the knob to the door of the red room of...making it rain!" -- nm - Inigo Feb 12, 17:25
- /r/turns/plishes -- nm - budice Feb 12, 17:24
- *laughing* -- nm - Loyola Feb 12, 17:23
Spanks competition, beats box office into submission! -- nm - Max Feb 12, 17:21 1
- Red Room of Paying? -- nm - budice Feb 12, 17:23
One of the service techs came into the office, macho guy, and pronounced "I got my tickets for 50 Shades" I said "really?" - amoxy Feb 12, 17:20 1
- He's gonna get soooo much sex. -- nm - David Feb 12, 17:22
"50 shades' weekend cume blows box office wideopen" -- nm - Loyola Feb 12, 17:20
Fifty Shades in the Black as Fox News Prudes See Red -- nm - Max Feb 12, 17:18
Fifty Shades Enlightens Husbands On Their Wives' Dirty Thoughts -- nm - Max Feb 12, 17:17
*discards first draft of forecast* -- nm - Tim Feb 12, 17:17 3
- Heh. I have faith your puns will be far witter than those. FFS, they wrote cum. -- nm - Inigo Feb 12, 17:19 1
  - However, cumulative total is encouraged in any write-up. -- nm - Inigo Feb 12, 17:22
- Don't listen to the hater! -- nm - David Feb 12, 17:18

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