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we had a pizza party today/ for seven adults, we ordered 18 slices of pizza.

Posted by webinarmanda (aka amanda) Mar 2 '15, 11:50

chad ate:
five slices general tso
three slices veggie
one slice cheese
one slice pepperoni

then had a plateful of chips. he washed this down with two liters of pepsi.

then we had cake and ice cream in the lobby. most people got cake or ice cream. chad got both kinds of cake *and* ice cream and took one of the gluten free cookies meant for the gluten free people.

he is a garbage disposal. that's more food than I eat in a week. I mean, honestly.

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Were these ordered as individual slices, or did they come in pie form? The math isn't working out for me... -- nm - Ender Mar 2, 12:10
Forgetting the bottomless pit aspect *tips cap to Chad*, that's a series of dick moves. -- nm - Will Hunting Mar 2, 12:06
dude sounds very considerate of others. -- nm - CQ Mar 2, 11:56
"Now Milton, don't be greedy, let's pass it along and make sure everyone gets a piece." -- nm - TWuG Mar 2, 11:55
How on earth did 7 slices of pizza serve the remaining 6 people? Sidenote: Gen Tso pizza sounds awful -- nm - MDH Mar 2, 11:53 7
- I know that kim, charlie, and I only got one piece each. I think alana took two at the beginning. - webinarmanda Mar 2, 11:56 6
  - Dammit Chad. -- nm - Diva Mar 2, 11:58 3
    - I know! I'm hungry and the cake was bad and there are no chips left even. like, we won a pizza party. not tickets for a chad feeding. -- nm - webinarmanda Mar 2, 11:59 2
      - I hope you weren't in the splash zone, but if you're lucky they might choose you to be kissed on the cheek by Chad. -- nm - TWuG Mar 2, 12:04
      - I've already snarfed water onto my monitor about all this. -- nm - Diva Mar 2, 12:01
  - Alana is wise in the ways of the ChadForce. -- nm - Major Baron Roddenberry Mar 2, 11:57 1
    - But she should double her impression. -- nm - Ultron Mar 2, 11:58
it's also kind of important to note that he did this *really* quickly. like, I ate one slice and there was none left when I went for more. - webinarmanda Mar 2, 11:53 15
- so chad's kinda a jerk, huh? -- nm - decline Mar 2, 11:56 8
  - he's so a jerk. -- nm - webinarmanda Mar 2, 11:58 7
    - I would be super pissed, and I'd definitely call him out for it. -- nm - MDH Mar 2, 12:01 6
      - *eats MDH* -- nm - Chad Mar 2, 12:03
      - me too - I'd be like 'Dammit, Chad!'. -- nm - Diva Mar 2, 12:02 4
        
        Chad will *not* be invited to anymore pizza parties!! -- nm - decline Mar 2, 12:04 3
        
        chad is inter-unit, so he got to go to three pizza parties (tech, marketing, us). no wonder marketing hates us! -- nm - webinarmanda Mar 2, 12:06 1
        
        FFS! -- nm - Diva Mar 2, 12:07
        
        The "Chad" will not be denied. *eats everything* -- nm - Chad Mar 2, 12:05
- A man eats that much, he's gonna develop a gravitational pull.... -- nm - TWuG Mar 2, 11:56
- so is he eating his feelings or what? -- nm - Epiphany Mar 2, 11:53 4
  - He's eating your feelings too if you get too close. -- nm - pmb Mar 2, 12:00 2
    - dang -- nm - Diva Mar 2, 12:01 1
      - also *ding.* -- nm - webinarmanda Mar 2, 12:03
  - he's pretty huge. I think he's just... volume-oriented when it comes to food. -- nm - webinarmanda Mar 2, 11:57
Joey Chestnut thinks this guy eats a lot. -- nm - pmb Mar 2, 11:52
Think of his little arteries!! -- nm - James Bond (aka Igor) Mar 2, 11:51 1
- job security! -- nm - budice Mar 2, 11:54

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