okay. . . . time for a NSFW joke that I heard over the weekend, courtesy Gilbert Gottfried . . .
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a guy walks into a bar and sees a sign that says "cheese sandwiches, a buck-fifty. hand-jobs, ten dollars."
he walks up to the bar, behind which a beautiful woman is standing.
"Excuse me," he says, "but are you the woman who gives out the hand jobs?"
"Yes, I am," she says.
"Well," he says, "wash your hands, bitch. I want a cheese sandwich!"
not enough for you? here's another . . .
A guy staggers home a little drunk late one night. under one arm he's carrying a sheep. As he makes his way to the bedroom, his wife wakes up. before she can say anything, the guy says, "this is the pig I've been fucking for the past six months."
"you idiot," his wife says, "that's no pig. That's a sheep!"
"Shut the fuck up, bitch," the guy says. "I wasn't talking to you."
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