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Okay ST., let's get the "don't pick 97" vives going -- nm

Posted by ty97 Apr 22 '15, 05:49

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The juror questionnaire wants to know my hobbies - ty97 Apr 22, 06:17 3
- Now you have to reveal your furries obsession. -- nm - Krusty Apr 22, 06:25
- clown performances, crawlspace gardening, sewing woman suits... -- nm - ty97's questionnaire Apr 22, 06:23
- Oh, so we're just a hobby for you now? - oblique Apr 22, 06:18
You are wearing your feathered boa, right? -- nm - oblique Apr 22, 06:15 1
- No, I want to stand out, not blend -- nm - ty97 Apr 22, 06:16
But then it's just a giant waste of time. If I go down there I want to be picked. -- nm - iSpam Apr 22, 05:53 17
- I simply don't have time - ty97 Apr 22, 05:54 16
  - My Federal civil trial lasted two days. You're going to be there for two days anyway. - iSpam Apr 22, 06:14 5
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      - But what's the likelihood of getting a 8 month trial vs a 2 day one? - spamlet Apr 22, 06:26 2
        
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        No, I meant none of *us* want ty on an 8 month trial. -- nm - spamlet Apr 22, 06:44
      - And at $12 per day, he'll make a bundle! -- nm - Der Frühlingshafterbaron Apr 22, 06:25
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  - The key is to say you're prejudiced against all races. -- nm - Der Frühlingshafterbaron Apr 22, 06:06 8
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      - Yeah, plus they know it's bullshit. There's almost no way to get out of it here. -- nm - Krusty Apr 22, 06:13 2
        
        dress up like Princess Leia! -- nm - Beaker Apr 22, 06:15 1
        
        You need to do better than that, they'll just think you work in Times Sq. Setting yourself on fire might do the trick. - Krusty Apr 22, 06:23
    - Which I totally am - ty97 Apr 22, 06:07 1
      - Judge Judy!? -- nm - Beaker Apr 22, 06:07
    - but if you hate everyone equally, then you are perfect -- nm - Beaker Apr 22, 06:07 1
      - He hates every group more than the next, starting with the firemen, then the math teachers, and so on in that fashion. -- nm - Der Frühlingshafterbaron Apr 22, 06:11
You have to go the court house, no phone in from home? Ugh! Good luck today. -- nm - Krusty Apr 22, 05:51 6
- I have to show up and will be here s "minimum of two days" - ty97 Apr 22, 05:53 5
  - So sorry, buddy. Hopefully the days go by quickly. -- nm - Krusty Apr 22, 05:57 4
    - I got one of the few "study carols" in the jury assembly room so the day is starting out okay. - ty97 Apr 22, 06:06 3
      - Carols? Heh. :-) -- nm - Krusty Apr 22, 06:14 2
        
        Silent Night takes on a special kind of terror when deciding whether to apply the death penalty or not -- nm - Beaker Apr 22, 06:16 1
        
        she's bookish but hot -- nm - oblique Apr 22, 06:15

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