"since then she's been dry as fuck"
Posted by
JD (aka Jason Dean)
Jun 23 '15, 21:41
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Words uttered by my soon to be married co-worker while we were out celebrating one of his last days of singledom last weekend.
So one of the stops along the night was at an adult store and I was able to use my life experience to purchase him a few things for him and perhaps especially his bride to be.
Japanese heritage or whatever...there's a practical part to all of this....
Hmmmm..might have been mostly for her
Lube
Finger sized vibrator
Cock rings (I'll have to try to remember to embarrass him and ask how those fit)..
And hopefully some other good stuff....
We wrapped well after midnight with the last stop being closing a bowling alley (bowling was another of his requested stops)...I think we might have drank more ounces of beer than knocked down pins....
To the point of a couple of days later...the hell is this $150 charge on my credit card to some apparently randomly named business....oh....*that* store
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