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The most important advice I will ever give my children is...

Posted by Mop (aka rburriel) Jul 15 '15, 14:10

Always wipe the toilet seat and flush it before you use it, especially if it's in a place you've never been before. You accomplish 3 things:

1 - Clean an icky toilet seat
2 - Make sure the toilet flushes properly
3 - Make sure that there's toilet paper

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NO MAYO ON BURGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Peglegpete Jul 15, 14:26 3
- That's less "important advice" and more "law of nature". -- nm - Mop Jul 15, 14:27
- Say the crazy people of the world -- nm - Bacon Jul 15, 14:27 1
  - Here we go! -- nm - Mop Jul 15, 14:28
::hands you a spare square:: pre-flushing wastes water, but the rest is good. -- nm - b. Jul 15, 14:14 4
- Mop didn't say he flushes twice... -- nm - Max Jul 15, 14:17 2
  - I think it was implied re: making sure there's functional flushing. -- nm - b. Jul 15, 14:18 1
    - He saw it in Dumb and Dumber and will never be caught off guard like that -- nm - Bacon Jul 15, 14:22
- yeah, i can't approve pre-flushing. -- nm - Andie Jul 15, 14:15
You're stuck in a bathroom stall somewhere right now, aren't you? -- nm - Max Jul 15, 14:13 1
- ding. -- nm - Beryllium Jul 15, 14:13

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