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LYC: My job is trying to kill me. My painter brings back the key.

Posted by Spawn Jul 23 '15, 12:52

"I finished painting the house. Here is the key. BTW, the address is not 516, it is 512."

It is 100% sure 516. There is a 512 but that is a home we have never had anything to do with. If he painted the wrong house my brain may explode.

Responses:

smh - I can't wait to hear how this works out -- nm - JenBro Jul 23, 14:28
Wait, what's Amanda's house number? -- nm - jangles Jul 23, 13:18
Go, job, go -- nm - jangles Jul 23, 13:16
Wow. -- nm - spamlet Jul 23, 13:02
ok, you have a dog for me to neuter? -- nm - Traveling Vetinarian Jul 23, 13:02
I'm sorry for how much I'm laughing at this. -- nm - Will Hunting Jul 23, 13:02 2
- Don't be. Just wanted to share the insanity. -- nm - Spawn Jul 23, 13:02 1
  - You indeed have qualified for a relaxing vacation. -- nm - Max Jul 23, 13:08
This is made my absolutely shitty day. Thank you -- nm - oblique Jul 23, 12:59
key to the house? -- nm - b. Jul 23, 12:57 3
- "honey, was the living room always beige? I swear it wasn't beige..." -- nm - Andie Jul 23, 12:58 2
  - More like, "Honey, remember you said it would be nice if I painted the house while you were away on business? Well, how do you like it?" -- nm - Will Hunting Jul 23, 13:05
  - "I thinkwe have elves who like to paint" -- nm - Beaker Jul 23, 13:00
Wait, if he had the key, was he painting the outside or the inside? -- nm - Max Jul 23, 12:56 4
- Inside. That is what I am hoping will save us. Unless he got there and it was unlocked. - Spawn Jul 23, 12:58 3
  - which is what would have happened at my house. -- nm - fabulous squad Jul 23, 13:43
  - Maybe not a good time to mention the time the dealer used my key to bring me the wrong car? ;) -- nm - Meg Jul 23, 13:09
  - "why'd you give me the key? the house was unlocked and it didn't work on the lock anyway" -- nm - Beaker Jul 23, 13:07
This may turn out to be fantastic. -- nm - Max Jul 23, 12:56
you better head over there and chek it out. And bring someone along to videotape the whole thing please -- nm* - decline Jul 23, 12:54
LOL. Imagine coming home and finding your house has been painted... -- nm - Mop Jul 23, 12:53
I know that this sucks for you, but that is one of the greatest things I have ever read. -- nm - emoticripple Jul 23, 12:53 1
- Epic prank. -- nm - Mop Jul 23, 12:54
omg. -- nm - Andie Jul 23, 12:52 1
- It is to the point that I am afraid to answer the phone or the door. - Spawn Jul 23, 12:54

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