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We went a great wedding tonight with the worst maid of honor speech ever

Posted by Will Hunting (aka JoeMetz) Aug 16 '15, 18:39

Twelve minutes long...repeated a section about how she knocked out the bride's tooth...said the groom was "not a loser" but followed it up with how the bride is annoyed he doesn't work and plays video games all day. (He is on disability from the military).

She dropped two f-bombs in the speech and implored the ride and groom to give the bride's daughter 1..2...3...4 siblings in what was a rather pathetic pleading.

Rest of the wedding was awesome but that speech was ... Awful.

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Oh, forgot...she also had a minute or so about her relationship with the bride was built on public drunkeness -- nm - Will Hunting Aug 16, 18:45 5
- I'm pretty sure I saw this movie. Heather Graham, right? -- nm - Mop Aug 16, 21:53
- she must have had the dudes lined up on the dancefloor waiting for her -- nm - jangles Aug 16, 18:52 3
  - My husband suggested I memorize this but I needed to write it down. - Will Hunting Aug 16, 18:57 2
    - Much like loneliness and cheeseburgers, alcohol and microphones are a dangerous mix. nm - ralph wiggum Aug 16, 19:17 1
      - Give alcohol a voice, you get greatness -- nm - budice Aug 16, 19:18
oof. -- nm - Remlik Aug 16, 18:41

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We went a great wedding tonight with the worst maid of honor speech ever

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