50 years ago tonight my father and a few of his friends whose parents also hadn't come to their college for Parents Weekend went to Pizza Hut to eat. -- (edited)
When they walked in, in my father's words, he "spotted the prettiest girl I'd ever seen sitting at one of the tables. She was smoking a Tareyton."
The rest, as they say, is history. (Or Cuzzin Toddstory at least.)