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When I reach into the crisper of the work fridge for 4 non-dairy creamers I always imagine...

Posted by Mel Profitine (aka mel profit) Dec 16 '15, 08:34

that the creamers are collectively screaming in terror. That the ones I pick are begging, pleading and crying. That if my clawed hand happens to drop one - the one I pick to replace the Lucky One screams the loudest.

When I open the creamers they die. When I toss the empty packets into the trash their bodies are being discarded.

When I walk away with my coffee or tea - I still hear the screaming in the crisper through the fridge door.

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Something like this? -- (link) - kelly Dec 16, 09:03 [youtube]
I volunteer as tribute! -- nm - Katniss Everdairy Dec 16, 08:48
You should switch it up and imagine you're reaching into the tree stump like Flash Gordon. -- nm - Max Rebo Dec 16, 08:42 1
- *strikes Max* -- nm - Creamer Dec 16, 08:53
poetic -- nm - UliC Qel Droma Dec 16, 08:39
I always admire the signs in the Break Area..."Fridge will be emptied promptly at 4pm on Friday" - Kylo Bud Dec 16, 08:38 1
- You should duck tape it shut at 3:55pm on Friday. -- nm - Spawn Solo Dec 16, 08:43

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