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Highlights from Cliven Bundy's [hand written] lawsuit against Obama. You can't make this up.

The Best:
“Mr. Obama has portrayed himself as hope and change, the only hope he gave me was gay rights with dildo enhancements. Thank you Mayor Rob Ford and Philadelphia Parole officer Agent Fletcher they give a good warm tickle when performing tooth extracts on my genital area. Mr. Obama is a a phycosomatic [sic] sex freak. Mr. Obama had me and agent Fletcher perform oral sex on Sunny + Bo in the Oval office.”

Bundy claims to have seen Bill Clinton cross dress in a burqa and claims to have seen Obama sell “Muslim oils at a street vendor stand with a wig and mustache."

“Barack Obama was not a natural born citizen therefore he has no authority to take over peoples land under imminent domain. Mr. Obama blackmailed and covertly threatened Donald Trump with building code regulation violations, property tax fraud, illegally operating offshore tax havens for betting with Federal indictments unless he shuts up and stops the Birther movement because Mr. Obama fears he will be exposed for his covert and sinister ties to Iran’s Hezbollah network.”

Bundy also claims the Benghazi attack was “implemented so George Bush could somehow feel vindicated for 9/11.”


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