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"And we're back on Today. With us via satellite is one of the shadowy conglomerate of lotto winners who have captured America's imagination."

Posted by ML (aka Iadodger) Jan 7 '16, 16:42

Welcome...Mel, is it?

Oh.

Oh my.

Control, please cut the feed--he's...humping a stuffed camel. Dear god.

Responses:

Lol -- nm - Loyola Jan 7, 16:59
"And turning to our next lucky winner, I understand that you've invested your $32 million share by purchasing the Zubaz brand outright?" -- nm - ReluctantCynic Jan 7, 16:45 21
- Is it 32 each? Pete said only 2 and I was like what good is 2?! -- nm - Loyola Jan 7, 17:00 18
  - Depends on number of entries int the pool. - ty97 Jan 7, 17:02 17
    - but consider this - ty97 Jan 7, 17:03 14
      - Canadians would get their taxes back due to treaty, IIRC from last time I looked at this. -- nm - Reagen Jan 7, 17:09 1
        
        Which is why we need to hold off collecting until Trump is in office! -- nm - Max Jan 7, 17:25
      - I'm going to say "the taxes are in the post"...and then flee. -- nm - Loyola Jan 7, 17:06 10
        
        I'm actually curious how this works. Does the group's ticket hold win, pay taxes, and then distribute (and if, extra taxes there?) - ty97 Jan 7, 17:11 9
        
        The group will fill out a group claim form and then each individual will pay taxes based on where they live. Foreigners are a bit more complicated -- nm - decline Jan 7, 17:25
        
        I suspect there's some process where all the names and shares are submitted and payments are made to the individuals. - Meg Jan 7, 17:15 2
        
        Nice coded message. I (am a) suspect. Where all the names of the individuals (are I do not know at this time) -- nm - Bacon Jan 7, 17:18
        
        And some attorney and tax accountant are going to make a few bucks -- nm - Meg Jan 7, 17:17
        
        All lotteries here are tax free. -- nm - Loyola Jan 7, 17:12
        
        Meg pays us 1 dollar a month tax free for as long as we live -- nm - Bacon Jan 7, 17:12 3
        
        as long as we live. *gulp* -- nm - ty97 Jan 7, 17:13 2
        
        I just need to be able to run faster than you -- nm - Bacon Jan 7, 17:14 1
        
        no, you (and we) need to run faster than Meg can push the detonation button. -- nm - ty97 Jan 7, 17:18
      - Your math confuses me -- nm* - Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer Jan 7, 17:04
    - And the number of winning tickets sold around the country. -- nm - Bacon Jan 7, 17:02 1
      - good point! -- nm - ty97 Jan 7, 17:04
- heck yea! -- nm - ML Jan 7, 16:58 1
  - spoilers - ty97 Jan 7, 17:00
I imagine a not-insane reality where there three winning tickets and all three belong to internet communities of friends. -- nm - ty97 Jan 7, 16:44

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